Ah Beng wants to buy a TV set. He goes to a shop.
Ah Beng:'Do you have color TV? '
Salesgirl:'Yes! '
Ah Beng:'Give me a green one, please '
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Ah Beng goes to a store and sees a shiny object.
Ah Beng:'What is that shiny object? '
Salesgirl:'That is a thermos flask.'
Ah Beng:'What does it do? '
Salesgirl:'It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold'
Ah Beng:'I'll buy it'
The next day, Ah Beng goes to work with his thermo flask
Boss : 'What is that shiny object? '
Ah Beng : 'It's a thermos flask.'
Boss : 'What does it do? '
Ah Beng : 'It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold'
Boss : 'What do you have in it!? '
Ah Beng : 'Two cups of coffee and one cup of ice cream'
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After taking photocopies of documents, Ah Beng always compares it with the original for spelling mistakes.
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Ah Beng with two red ears went to his doctor. The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he answered, 'I was ironing a shirt and the phone ring,lah - but instead of picking up the phone, I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear, lah' 'Oh dear! ' the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. 'But. what happened to the other ear? '
Ah Beng answered:'That stupid dumbo called back,! !!!'
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Ah Beng talk to a long-distance telephone operator.
Ah Beng: 'COULD YOU PLEASE TELL ME THE TIME DIFFERENCE BETWEEN Taipei AND LAS VEGAS? '
Operator: 'JUST A MINUTE... '
Ah Beng: 'THANK YOU' AND PUTS DOWN THE PHONE.
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After completing a jigsaw puzzle he'd been working on for quite some time, Ah Beng proudly shows off the finished puzzle to a friend.
'It took me ONLY 5 MONTHS TO DO IT', Ah Beng brags.
'FIVE MONTHS? THAT'S TOO LONG', the friend exclaims.
'YOU ARE A FOOL.' Ah Beng replies, 'SEE THIS BOX, IT IS WRITTEN FOR 4-7 YRS'.
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